What’s Wrong with my WordPress?

I know, I know. Suzy had another lapse, but I wanted to write a couple of new posts and see what my WordPress buddies were up to and suddenly everything has gone awry! My reader only has one blog, my little picture is gone and I lost my loveandeyeliner.com domain (though you can still access it at loveandeyeliner.wordpress.com).

I have so much to share. I have had so many magical experiences since my last post and I want to share them all with you.

I’m going to do some technical work, but please, if you know of any changes (like how I can get my reader back) share them with me!

I’m off,




This is so wrong! Did somebody hack my WordPress?

I’ve been fairly active on WordPress for the past few days. I’m getting my groove back, feeling good, exploring new blogs and commenting like crazy.

Like most of you, I get notified via e-mail when I get a “like” or comment on one of my posts. I was a bit embarrassed when I got a notification that I had “liked” one of my own posts, but I ignored the e-mail and went about my business. (That business would be a nap.)

A couple of hours later I woke up to a friendly phone call from my ex (we’ve called a cease fire) and I decided to “unlike” my own post, which surely I thought was a mistake.


I liked and quickly unliked my post “This Is Why I’m Crying”.

Wait… No I didn’t, you see, under my gravatar photo was the caption “You’re so vain….you probably think “This Is Why I’m Crying” is about you…”

If you’re confused, so am I, but I think I kind of figured it out. Somebody got access to my WordPress account, changed the caption beneath my gravatar, liked my post and then quickly unliked it.


Why on Earth would somebody do this?

I had to change my password and now I can’t even get onto my blog through my MAC–I’m writing this from my phone.

A call for help! Can somebody please check out mot gravatar photo and see if that dumb caption is still there? I can’t do that from my phone. I only hope I didn’t lose a year’s worth of unfinished drafts.


Thanks to anyone who can help me figure out how to sign back on through the web and not the app and a pox on you hacker!!

Boo! Hiss!

Until next time,


Update: as I went to publish this, it seems that all of my categories have disappeared! I hope it’s just a glitch!

Help Me!


As a newbie blogger, I’ve made a lot of mistakes. First, I chose the wrong URL. I think I know how to fix that by upgrading. Then, I changed my background and title of the blog. OK, no problem, but dear readers and followers, this is a cry for help to assist me in some of the technical aspects of this blog.

I have no idea how to categorize my posts. I’m not sure if my “theme” doesn’t support the sidebar menu, if I have to upgrade or if I’m just technically challenged.

I don’t understand the home page. I know I have one, but it’s not my home. When someone types in http://www.suzyonthestreet@wordpress.com, they get my blog, not my “widget” page. And what exactly are widgets? I’ve tried the support, forums, fiddled around and can’t figure this shit out.

And what about fonts and colors and bold print and all of little things that make your blog colorful and fun? How do I do that?

I want to make this into something more. I have so much to write about and they NEED categories. How can a reader go from one post about my chemo treatments to my next post about losing my virginity? It’s too confusing–for everybody!!

I bagan this blog late one night, on a whim, after several forgotten attempts at blogging in previous lives. I made mistakes. I want to fix them.

I feel like the gal in the Lichtenstein painting. “That’s the way it SHOULD have BEGUN! But it’s HOPELESS!”

So, dear readers and fellow bloggers, I need your help!! All comments and support would be so greatly appreciated. You can comment right here on this entry or e-mail me at tattoosandtiaras11210@gmail.com

I’m waiting…


Tattoo Girl (AKA Suzy Queue)