Help Me!

As a newbie blogger, I’ve made a lot of mistakes. First, I chose the wrong URL. I think I know how to fix that by upgrading. Then, I changed my background and title of the blog. OK, no problem, but dear readers and followers, this is a cry for help to assist me in some of the technical aspects of this blog.

I have no idea how to categorize my posts. I’m not sure if my “theme” doesn’t support the sidebar menu, if I have to upgrade or if I’m just technically challenged.

I don’t understand the home page. I know I have one, but it’s not my home. When someone types in http://www.suzyonthestreet@wordpress.com, they get my blog, not my “widget” page. And what exactly are widgets? I’ve tried the support, forums, fiddled around and can’t figure this shit out.

And what about fonts and colors and bold print and all of little things that make your blog colorful and fun? How do I do that?

I want to make this into something more. I have so much to write about and they NEED categories. How can a reader go from one post about my chemo treatments to my next post about losing my virginity? It’s too confusing–for everybody!!

I bagan this blog late one night, on a whim, after several forgotten attempts at blogging in previous lives. I made mistakes. I want to fix them.

I feel like the gal in the Lichtenstein painting. “That’s the way it SHOULD have BEGUN! But it’s HOPELESS!”

So, dear readers and fellow bloggers, I need your help!! All comments and support would be so greatly appreciated. You can comment right here on this entry or e-mail me at tattoosandtiaras11210@gmail.com

I’m waiting…

xoxo,

Tattoo Girl (AKA Suzy Queue)